Monday, June 30, 2008

More Than Half Of Firearm Deaths Are Suicides



After the recent Supreme Court decision, I've been having debates about gun control with various people. This article points out what I've been saying for years. I am not against the 2nd Amendment by any means but that also doesn't mean that having a gun in the home makes any sense. The idea here is that if you have a gun in the home, it adds a considerable variable to the equation. In this particular case, CNN discusses suicide.

"Public-health researchers have concluded that in homes where guns are present, the likelihood that someone in the home will die from suicide or homicide is much greater."

"Studies have also shown that homes in which a suicide occurred were three to five times more likely to have a gun present than households that did not experience a suicide, even after accounting for other risk factors."

Perhaps the dialog needs to change from whether people should be able to have a gun at all, to whether or not it's a good idea. Most of the time, not even the biggest liberal hippies will support changing the constitution to suit their disdain for guns; changing the constitution for their own needs seems to be Republican territory ;) But let's at least acknowledge that having a gun in the home changes the game.

Are people that afraid to live in their home without a gun? Is someone stealing your TV worth their life (or yours)? What's the likelihood that one will find themselves in a situation where their family is being victimized by faceless evil-doers that somehow deserve to be shot....I suspect it's extraordinarily low. Either way, these folks ought to move to a better neighborhood.

In my own life, I've known four people who are now dead because of alcohol and having a gun in the house. In one case it was most likely depression, the other two were over a girl, and the fourth was over a dog that had been run over. It wasn't even his dog.

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Bible Stories Told Through Lego...



The wisdom and emotion of the Bible come alive through an unforgettable narrative of Lego people...do enjoy.

Sunday, June 22, 2008

All Aboard!



I don't know why I find this so funny...but Night Train Express (and Thunderbird) are wines specifically targeted toward bums. Apparently Night Train sells for $2.69 a bottle and is 18%.

"Some suspect that Night Train is really just Thunderbird with some Kool-Aid-like substance added to try to mask the Clorox flavor." - BumWine.com

The company that makes Night Train and Thunderbird doesn't even mention its existence on its web site and is not actually on the label. The wonky ethics behind these products make the Enron crew look like Boy Scouts. Fun!

Saturday, June 21, 2008

Unfunny In Any Incarnation



Americans (and some other unlucky people around the world) might recognize who we've come to know as 'Larry The Cable Guy'. Well, turns out his redneck shtick is just that. Git R'Done...

Moron



Jeff Foxworthy has mildly entertained millions of Americans over the years. Nowadays, seems like he doesn't mind letting everyone know his political opinions. You can see him when he guests on CNN's Glenn Beck as they both seek to lower the IQ of their viewers.

"You can call us rednecks if you want. We're not offended, because we know what we're all about. We get up and go to work, we get up and go to church, and we get up and go to war, when necessary."
Jeff Foxworthy

Okay...you're a redneck...but not in the fun way. Thanks for sharing :)

Friday, June 20, 2008

The Story Of My Life...



I've been this guy more times than I'd like to remember. I'm mildly lactose intolerant (luckily I haven't had a reaction in years) and my digestive system works when it feels like it. Thankfully, it's almost always funny after the fact!

Thursday, June 19, 2008

Highest Ridership Ever!



From CNN

"May was the biggest month in Amtrak's 37-year history, with total ridership up 12 percent over last year and ticket revenue up 16 percent over last year. Black said Amtrak's marketing research indicates that about half the increase can be attributed to gas prices."

Amtrak finally has its day. I'm a train fanatic from way back, and in recent years Amtrak has been in danger from the Republican administration that hates the idea of subsidized rail travel. I agree that Amtrak should definitely set its goals toward self-sufficiency...but it's government run, so clearly it's up to them. Anyhow, train travel rocks. And unlike the plane, I can travel without having a protracted anxiety attack :)

Ahh The Japanese....



If you haven't heard of Japanese tentacle porn then you're missing out. For some strange reason I found myself in a situation where I was explaining it to someone else and I came across this piece of art...from 1820 of all things! Enjoy...

Friday, June 13, 2008

Introduction

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